You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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