Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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