she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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