You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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