So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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