well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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