he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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