You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
