did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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