who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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