is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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