absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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