You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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