So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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