So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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