Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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