i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
The beers last night were like the tears from god
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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