Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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