you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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