ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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