How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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