She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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