make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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