On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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