i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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