I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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