whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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