He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Randomize
