Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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