We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Randomize