If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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