So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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