just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
This baby is an asshole
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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