Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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