I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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