dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
how drunk are you?
Several
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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