...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
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