I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
