Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
That reminds me...we need to get swords
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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