i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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