Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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