I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
