btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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