Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Naked Twister starts at high noon
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
