Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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