my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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