I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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