She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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