I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
