Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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