I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
