question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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