Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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