Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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