Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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